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Scottsdale Car Service: The Web’s Best Car Jokes

Scottsdale Car Service: The Web’s Best Car Jokes

This Scottsdale car service company has gone to great lengths scouring the internet for the best car jokes around. We’ve seen the good and the bad (a lot of bad) and these are the best of what we could find. Enjoy! I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Onelinefun.com What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill? A miracle. - quickfunnyjokes.com What car does a Proctologist drive? A brown Ford Probe. - quickfunnyjokes.com I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it. - unijokes.com A motorist runs a red light and is photographed ... read more

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